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I draw comics, write and play music, I'm married and we have lots of cats and one day I hope to raise an army of zombie turtles to take over the world. Or atleast my neighborhood. Poop.

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Posted by slackmatic - November 11th, 2008


Here's a new Today strip. Not super exciting this time around but it is a momentous occasion for me. It is the second time in my lifetime that I've given away a hat hours after buying it. The last one I gave away became my friends trademark. Hopefully this one will have the same luck with Dallon. Damn my little head, or the big hats I buy.
Later,
Ryan H.

Big Hat


Posted by slackmatic - November 7th, 2008


This strip is about how my cats sound like fucking elephants running through my house. Who knew something so small could be so loud. Later, Ryan H.

Elephants suck


Posted by slackmatic - November 5th, 2008


I was a little late getting to the orange box party. Several of my friends got it when it came out. They brought it over to the house a couple times but I only played it a little. This past week I turned in some games for credit and picked up a used copy. First of all every game in it is solid. I was about half way through Half Life 2 and was getting a little frustrated so I started playing Portal. My god was I hooked. I started playing it Thursday before band practice, went to practice. Came home went to bed, woke up and played some. Paused it five minutes before I had to leave. Got home at one something in the morning and beat it. It's a short game but for as short as it was I think it maybe the most gratifying video game experience I've ever had. I'm not saying anything that hasn't been said a year ago but if you haven't had the pleasure of playing this game you really should try it out. Later, Ryan H.

Portal


Posted by slackmatic - November 2nd, 2008


Here's another Today strip for you peoples. Hmmm that last sentence was stupid. I'll leave it in though, Crap I'm typing out loud. That sentence was stupid too. I saw Zack and Miri make a Porno last night and if you haven't seen it yet do yourself a favor and go now. And if you live in Utah, drive some where to see it. You know I am amazed that a movie like Saw V is perfectly ok for someones viewing pleasure, a movie that depicts graphic scenes of violence. But a movie which shows the naked body and uses the word fuck a lot is deemed unsafe for the minds of consumers. No one is forcing anyone to see the movie and when corporations and goverments choose to not carry a certain form of expression it is censorship. Pure and simple. Now a company has every right to sell what they feel but if you're going to take the "moral" highground on something stay consistent. By that standard the only movies playing in Utah would be Disney and Pixar movies and you'd be hard pressed to not find something at least a little offensive in any of those movies too. I don't mean to get wordy but quite frankly stuff like that just pisses me off. That's all I'm gonna say for now or else I'll start rambling. Later, Ryan H.
That whole blog post was stupid.

Chronicles of Today 10-28-08


Posted by slackmatic - October 30th, 2008


Hey I got another Today strip up. I'm having a bit of writers block on Kitty Litter as usual so I'm putting this up. I also put up a new song called 2,000 zombies at the band website so check that out too. Hope everyone has a good Halloween I'll be working at my crappy job so have a good one for me. I might have another one of these strips up in a few days so keep an eye out. Later, Ryan H.

Evil Fax Machine


Posted by slackmatic - October 21st, 2008


I just set up my newgrounds page yesterday and I'm loving exploring around here. Lots of awesome stuff. Anyway, I'm posting this because I've posted a new Chronicles of Today strip which is my fictional/autobiographical webcomic. I haven't posted one in two years so it felt kinda eventful. I've also posted a new song called Punk Rock, if you like it feel free to download it and share it with your friends. I've nothing else to say. Enjoy, Ryan H.

New Chronicles of Today Strip